Monthly Archives: May 2012

Buttalicious

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had this lovely girl before but not showing this much ass: Sexy toilet attendee

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and who says no to this kind off dinner snack?

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Guestblog: Mew Tube

So finally a UK blogger in the midst of my inbox of happiness, Kyle at Mew Tube is one cool dude with one wild imagination and great way of writing. Erotica, humour, poetry and everyday nonsense in one splendid way. The man is also a Portsmouth football fan but I’ll let that go for now, we can’t all be perfect Hot smile so without further ado:

I present Mew Tube!

In their own words:

  • i am a writer and a designer and a developer and a layabout bust
          • i have been a cartoonist and a soldier and a web designer
          • i have been a teacher, an addict and a street fundraiser
          • i live in london but spend most of my time in wordpress
          • i like to do voluntary work and single mothers
          • i have had radio plays broadcast and a book on programming published
          • i like to type in lower case because it is easier to masturbate when you don’t have to use the ‘shift’ key
          • i have no idea what this blog is about

 

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So here comes my lucky number 5 randomized posts from his blog (except for the 1st one which is always going to be the 1st blog post they’ve made).

His 1st post:

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Entrance of the Gladiators was the first radio play I wrote. It was broadcast on Resonance FM on 15 Feb 08. It is a dark comic horror story of bungled suicide and was performed live by Sarah Pemeberton, Jasmina Rahman, Jason Hain and Peter Savizon.

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Nothin’

What’s up?
Nothin’.
No, go on?
I’m alright.
No you ain’t.
Seriously.

What’s up?
I dunno.
Nothin’?
I fell in love.
Yeah we did.
Seriously.

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This is what i love about the internet

Just had to blog about this wonderful site a friend shared with me today. This sweet and simple little idea really cheered me up at a time when I really needed it.

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I think most people probably know it and, as usual, I am probably the last human on the planet to have discovered it. Sure, it is puerile and pointless and does nothing. Maybe it even makes light of some peoples’ real problems but I kept on clicking on it and I swear it made me feel better.

However, another friend pointed out that the idea is messing with the observer paradox, which when you think about it, it kinda does.

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I want to be a woman

Just for a day,
Or maybe a weekend,
I want to be woman.

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What it feels like to have breasts.
I want to lift up my t-shirt
And flash them at a stranger
Just to enjoy the look on his face.

I wanna know what it feels like
To have a clit,
to play with it.

What does it feels like
For a woman to orgasm?
Is it the same?
Is It better?

I want to know
What it feels like to get fucked,
To spread my legs
And wrap them round you,
Pulling you into me,
Throbbing, Happy,
Fulfilled,
Feeling you empty your soul
And your nuts
Inside me.

I wanna stand up to the bullies,
Meet some guy that treats me like an object
And kick him so hard in the nuts
That he’ll never walk the same again.

Just for a day,
Or maybe a week,
I want to be woman.

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Bare your sexual soul day

Gillian Colbert of Black Door Press has declared February 28th “Bare your sexual soul day”. So I thought I’d have a go. Before I start I want to recommend this post by lovesexandmarriage.com, which is part of that. Its red hot stuff.

crimson_magnificentI thought about writing about one of those sexual fantasies that I’m kinda ashamed of, like having the woman I love make me watch her get fucked by another, better  endowed, man and then have her watch me get fucked by him, but then I thought “No. I can write up a dirty fantasy any day of the week. I can go deeper than that.” So, what better way to bare my sexual soul than to tell you all what a slut I am and then to tell you to all fuck off!

I have had to do a lot of thinking recently – its been horrid – I’ve hurt people over the last few months – but I’ll come back to that.

You meet a lot of people on the internet – I seem to meet a lot of women – I like to think that its because women like me and my words but it may be just that I like them. I don’t know.

I looked through my Farcebook mates just now and over 70% of them are women. I thought about the people I know in meat-space, and wondered if it was the same. At first I thought ‘No. Most of my mates are men.’ I love my male friends, we seem to understand each other, the importance of video games and football, and we get to say stuff you can never say in front of women and it is fun and dear. Then I thought about who I talk to about the really important things in life and realised it was my girl friends. So, I still don’t know.

I am a slut.

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Clothing Optional

what do you think?

A Life Un-Lived

I’ve been following another blogger, https://erotixx.wordpress.com/. He presents a laudible collection of photography of females, but I’m always bugged by all the clothes the women wear.

Women, why do you wear clothes? If you’re alone, do you bother dressing?

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Red latex

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Bondage loss

I so miss my ex who really loved bondage, need to find me another bondage lover soon.

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Todays pinup

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Model: Sebastianne

Sexy specs

Bring on more of these sexy girls in glasses.

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Sexy hot Asian girls

I just have way to many hot asian chicks and trying to do some single post about each and every one would keep me going blogging for quite some time so let’s start with the first 50…  to be  continued soon…

Fonts

I’m a big fan of fonts, so far I have 5 books about them and just enjoy looking and reading about them.

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Todays pinup

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Model: Michelle Smart

Photography: Waters and Waters Photography

4 hot smokers

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by Simonovikis

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by Naomi Diaz

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by Marilyn Faye

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Sweetheart

Cuteness overload… Surprised smile

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By Miss Laurelle

I knew I loved George R.R. Martin for a reason

Reblogged from The Intoxication of Vera Roberts:

I knew I loved George R.R. Martin for a reason

The man has a point…

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Two lovely asians in bed

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Sexy mix

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Waving the US flag

This should fill all Americans with pride, beautiful sexy girl and the US flag.

Todays pinup

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Model: Kimberly-Elena

Smoking Maids

Reblogged from Grumpy old fart!!!:

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What more can I wish for than a smoking maid, and Summertime has been ever better, he got me TWO smoking hot maids… you can drop them off anytime mate…

Guestblog: The Milf Diary

Ok this girl has just started her blog this month, may 2012 but she has taken my inbox with storm, so many stories coming from the truly filthy mind of  Milfee (and I love it!). Sexy, erotic, and outrageous sex stories and fantasies that will make you gasp and in need of plenty of cold showers.  Plus she is a bloody stunner as well and not afraid to show it…

I present The Milf Diary

In her own words:

I am a full time caregiver to adults with disabilities and a full time MILF. This is my story as a mother to a 2 year old boy, a lover, a sex addict and a MILF. So come share your adventures with me, and I will share mine as well. Enjoy!

 

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So here comes my lucky number 5 randomized posts from her blog (except for the 1st one which is always going to be the 1st blog post they’ve made).

Her 1st post:

For Starters….

san-jose-20120127-00546This is the first post I have written on here so I do not know exactly where to begin. A little bit about myself, I am not your everyday blond bombshell. I am much more than that. I am proud to say that yes, I am a MILF. I struggle with it everyday whether it be random men picking up on me at the gas station or guy friends wanting to be something more. Men have an issue with the fact that I am taken, I am sexy, and I am confident. I have a bit of an obsession with getting ink work done on my body, it tells my story without even having to talk to anyone and the fewer words I have to say to people, usually the better. I have a horrid way with getting my words out, usually that leads to trouble in a good way or sometimes in a bad way. I usually keep quiet around men, they think I am being mysterious, in reality it is because they probably would want to duck tape my mouth shut, bend me over the table and have their way with me. I do have an awful laugh so I assume that also portrays into the ducktape fantasy or gag ball fantasy. Either way, I cannot complain I suppose.

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I want to be…

I want to be held.

I want to be teased.

I want to be tormented.

I want to be kissed.

I want to be fondled.

I want to be groped.

I want to be pinned.

I want to be licked.

I want to be nibbled.

I want to be choking on cock.

I want to be pleasing you.

I want to be fucked.

Over and over.

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Hotel Room service Anyone?

I miss going on trips to hotels with my man. Going out of town just to get a hotel for a few nights, have a few too many shots of Whipped Smirnoff Vodka to the point I lose all inhibitions and let him have his way with me, any place in that room, any place on me. Playing with plugs in my ass as my pussy is being penetrated. Being tied up by my his shirt and using my g-string as a gag. I miss those kinds of days.

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I miss you…

…You come up behind me, lay on top of me and trace your fingers on my neck, drawing them up to my ear, tickling me lightly. I love the attention you are giving me. You drag your fingers down my spine and stop at my tail bone. You laugh a little bit more. I can tell you love teasing me. I do not blame you either because I am enjoying this quite a bit myself.

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You trace my neck to spine with the tip of your tongue, kissing me every so often as you work your way back down. I can tell you have missed me quite a lot and you are making up for lost time. I feel you strip me down, removing my bra and thong. As you press up against me, I can tell you are undressed as well. I feel your hard, throbbing cock behind me, pressing against my tight ass. I ask you what I feel against it, and you deny it being there so I let you off the hook even though I know better.

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Audrey Hepburn

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
– Audrey Hepburn

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Happy memorial day

Happy Memorial day from Shannon Richards:

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and for something more serious from I want Ice Water

Honoring Our Soldiers

My apologies to everyone who left comments yesterday. I promise that I will try to respond as soon as I’m able. Frankly though, I was already “scraping bottom” when I published It Ain’t Easy Being This Good, and my day just went downhill from there…

And then I started – but could not finish – watching last night’s 60 Minutes Presents: Honoring our soldiers. The full report (or at least the first few minutes that I saw last night) is an absolute must see, but I want you to take a look at this short clip from Extreme bravery, reluctant hero first:

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