To wank or not to wank
jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; wank.
Masturbating has many names and unfortunately for me, I read Accidental Masturbators blog yesterday when he was so happy to have sex with his wife but unable to orgasm so he was going to abstain from masturbation for one week. Hyacinth (guestblog from yesterday) took up the torch and agreed to help him out (nooo, not that way u pervs ). Nope, she would also try to behave herself.
So as a helping hand, I throw myself into this as well and will stay away from my private parts for one week, other lovely bloggers have also committed to this so during one week there will be many frustrated sex/erotica bloggers on wordpress…
It’s all getting a bit out of hand
For those who do not yet know, Hyacinth and I have made a pact of celibacy. That’s not to say we have agreed not to fuck each other (I sincerely doubt I could satisfy her), but rather to abstain from orgasming for a week. It may seem like madness, and on Hy’s part I think it probably is, but it all seems to be snowballing (… and no, I don’t mean snowballing).
I shall not wank for a week, or until I next get to fuck my Wife, whichever is the sooner.
Hyacinth will not wank or fuck for a week, or until I next get to fuck my Wife, whichever is the sooner.
I promise not to orgasm or fuck for a week.
This is a new Hy, I suppose. For a week. It will steel my resolve for every time The Neighbor stops by for no reason for 3 minutes or pops his head over his balcony bars on a muggy morning while my baby and I are eating breakfast high above the palm trees.
I have made a promise to a friend — sweet, pervy AM — to not release myself. I can keep a promise to him. Not myself.
Posted on August 23, 2012, in Mixed stuff and tagged experiment, masturbation, wank. Bookmark the permalink. 18 Comments.
Oh no, and just when I’d switch to my other hand trying to balance out the bulging disparity in my arms! But okay, it’s for a good cause so I’ll join in. But only if you tell me (again) how to use those awesome smilies in your post in mine!!! 😀
haha, ok, a deal… but quite easy, they are small images added to the text…
Funny, they don’t distort the spacing of the surrounding text the way images do when I include them. Instead, they act just like the default WP smilies. You got a source link so I can download the set? Or perhaps you could zip up a copy of your set and send it to me? 😀
I’m going to post it from my Live writer who has the set but they are being managed into pictures so can’t see why they wouldn’t work for you as well… I’ll get back to you in private on this one…
Cool! 😀
haha – we’re all doing it – seriously… there is a lot to be said for abstinence, especially for men, the longer you wait the more intense it is
going to go like a bang next monday 😀 if you hear that Wimbledon has been covered in some sticky white stuff, you know why LOL
OMG I can’t abstain. I try but then I break. The need to cum is way too intense. My hats and pants off to you. Giggle.
not sure if this will work, will probably end up rubbing myself against people on the morning train and getting arrested… 🙂
OMG you’re hilarious. It sucks when you’re highly sexual and you’re trying to abstain. Just think of the intensity of the orgasm when you can finally do it. It’ll be so worth the wait!
my scream of pleasure will be heard all over the world or rather the screams from a lot of bloggers who are in this quest will be heard 😀
Oh honey, we’ll be cheering you on! Giggle, giggle, giggle.
ROFL!!!
I can’t believe another person just joined in on this! Love it 🙂
going to be an awful week LOL but next monday, will have bought a big pack of tissues ready and prepared to be used. 😀
Next WEDNESDAY!
oh crap… thought you wouldn’t notice 😀 oki oki… 3 more days… *sweating*
Damn, the folks at Wimbledon and those who run the trains had better be on high alert!!! 😆