So long, and thanks for all the fish

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“God’s Final Message to His Creation:
‘We apologize for the inconvenience.”

“And as he drove on, the rainclouds dragged down the sky after him, for, though he did not know it, Rob McKenna was a Rain God. All he knew was that his working days were miserable and he had a succession of lousy holidays. All the clouds knew was that they loved him and wanted to be near him, to cherish him, and to water him.”

“Yes. They are the words that finally turned me into the hermit I have now become. It was quite sudden. I saw them, and I knew what I had to do.”
The sign read:
“Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.”
“It seemed to me,” said Wonko the Sane, “that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.”

Amazing books and if you haven’t read the Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy, shame on ye 😉

Image via Vitaly Sokol

About Rincewind

Love my vintage pinups, burlesque, smoking fetish and weirdness. Swedish person lived in Sweden, London and now Prague. Love moving around, metting new people. Open your mind for new experiences.

Posted on August 24, 2013, in Humour, Misc pictures and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I just LOVE this! It’s been far too long since I read those books on loan from a friend. I’ve got to get my own so I can enjoy them again and again! 😀

  2. Haven’t read the book, but I did watch the movie!

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