Two quotes sent to my girlfriend

My girl went home for 2 weeks so will be a single man with all the upsides it comes with like being able to fart really loud and be proud of it. Cleaning or doing the dishes,  aehh don’t think so. At least not straight away.

But then you come to the big downside of not having someone next to you in bed or someone at home to look forward to meeting again even though I last saw her 8 hours ago. Small but major big things.

So sent her these two quotes, wish I could have come up with them myself but there you go…



About Rincewind

Love my vintage pinups, burlesque, smoking fetish and weirdness. Swedish person lived in Sweden, London and now Prague. Love moving around, metting new people. Open your mind for new experiences.

Posted on July 27, 2014, in Misc pictures and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. Freedom, horrible horrible freedom.

    • Oh yes tell me about, sitting on my balcony now with a nice beer and trying to get over this freedom. Bring on the takeaway pizza next to really get over it 🙂

  2. Ahh, original or not I bet she liked them – you’re such a softie 😉

    • I am but let’s hope she actually doesn’t read this post or she will come back to interrupt my fart-a-thon. Actually expecting a text soon telling me to clean up the flat 🙂

  3. If the ceiling is in need of fresh paint HIRE it painted by professionals. WHITE. Everything will look better and it is the most difficult part of painting. She probably will only notice how nice and bright it looks in the place. Like a sort of psychological “it’s great to be home”. Then she will get around to noticing the newly painted ceiling. She will be glad that it is done and that she won’t have to hassle you, or worse; paint it herself (with your help). I did this. It works!

    I’m a little late; better act quickly!

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