Two quotes sent to my girlfriend
My girl went home for 2 weeks so will be a single man with all the upsides it comes with like being able to fart really loud and be proud of it. Cleaning or doing the dishes, aehh don’t think so. At least not straight away.
But then you come to the big downside of not having someone next to you in bed or someone at home to look forward to meeting again even though I last saw her 8 hours ago. Small but major big things.
So sent her these two quotes, wish I could have come up with them myself but there you go…