An itsy bitsy teenie weenie..
A 16-year-old girl bought herself a very tiny bikini. Very proud, she came home and put it on. She then showed her mother how she looked in it.
“What do you think mom?” she asked.
Her mother replied, “If I wore that when I was your age, you would be 5 years older.”
And what the hell! Is there really a bikini like this out there…
“Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” is a novelty song telling the story of a shy girl wearing a revealing polka dot bikini at the beach. It was written by Paul Vance and Lee Pockriss and first released in June 1960 by Brian Hyland.
And as for a bloody awful version of the song, prepare yourself. I had to see it but damn…