Category Archives: By the way…

Kill me now… 

I know for a fact that girls can synchronise their periods but now I’m wondering if bloggers can as well 😆 Today been one awful day, am training new people and I hope they don’t read my blog. All good and well,  yes new people but after stating the same thing over and over and still they don’t get it.. Three more weeks to go..  

And was about to find a good crying out loud gif but Summertime was ahead of me. So he knew my pain 😆

Almighty inbox..

Took me a while but am so happy that I have now cleaned my inbox.. ohh.. 

My fingers are now hurting of liking and commenting, damn you bloggers. 😆

Ohhh i so love letters.. 😆 😆 

Btw we want to know how much you got waiting in your inbox…😨😨

Swedens national dish could be Tacos!!

Oki this post by Watching the Swedes actually hurt me, btw it’s not the bloggers fault but rather my fellow swedes. 

Excerpt from Neil Shipley’s awesome blog:

If you’ve ever wondered what Sweden’s National Dish is, now is the time to take part in a competition hosted by radio station P3. So far, the folowwing have been eliminated: falafel, swede, ‘plankstek’ (literally steak on a plank) and ‘palt’ (dumplings).

All good so far until I saw that TACOS is on the list… really fucking TACOS… 

Don’t get me wrong, I love them but apparently they are on the list as National dish to vote for!! My whole body is in turmoil here, if tacos wins I’m resigning my swedish passport. 😆

I need a Falukorv to settle down now.. 


Walk in – walk out..

Work today:

8-9:  1 hour of doing something.
—‘ system outage ‘— 

9-9:30 : BBC news.. or what has Trump done now..

9:30-10:30: Twitter check

*System still down*

10-11: Facebook check

*System still down*
Panic setting in, oki what to read now on the net.. let’s stare at the ceiling for a while… oki done.. talk to colleagues staring at ceiling.. oki done.. check if system is working.. nope. . Oki.. 

12:30 :  telling my boss I’m taking half day off…

I just hate hate not being productive, it really hurts me sitting doing nothing. Goosebumps galore. 

Damn u lazy bugger

Oki… feeling energised again after my ride with her… 😊 so after 5 days of not checking my inbox of unread blog post,  arghhh.. I got 700 unread emails to go through…

Well not quite that many..

Damn me and laziness. So will take some time and since I start by the latest blog posts some bloggers are getting very late replies. But I will get there.. Some day.. maybe.. But I still think the record for inbox count goes to… yes that’s I want Ice Water who I believe had over 10000 emails he was still trying to go through 😨.  At that moment I would delete everything! 

So for any late blog replies, sorry but am getting to u soon 😆

I’m a fucking black Barbie

New slippers

I’m so enjoying my new flamingo slippers! !!


I know, this is definitely not a blog for political forum or views but man oh man do I agree with the mayor of Berlin to Mr President Trump.

A wall is just not working, it will just divide more.


And to relax everyone with a random sexy girl by the wall, here you go.

And if you need some more relaxing, fireplace time..


Keep the magic alive in your life. Never let go of your imagination.

Me, opening up to someone #lol #slightysad

Oh but so true.. I might let you in but to really know know me, yeah that might take some time..

Spam me happy 

I love my spam box:

​Young and beautiful blond girl is looking for a man. Ready to serious relationship, want kids. Pro in sex and ready to everything, i like anal sex.

Yes because what I look into a future spouse is anal sex. That means they are committed to a full on relationship. 😆 

Crazy buggers..

images.jpgThink I got a crazy fucker sign on me whenever I finish working late. I sit down and yes I get a person next to me mumbling… so what does one do, you move of course. But oh no, next stop galore, of course loony no 2 arrives being upset I’m sitting on his seat.

Move number 3 and what the hell.. crazy no 3 arrives and mumbles, stares at me and seems happy that I agree, hell I agree to anything at this moment and then gets upset when I don’t listen to him.  Aaaah move number 4. It looks oki so far… nice old lady next to me until she thinks I’m her lost found husband… at this time I’m surrounded by crazy people in my train, I really can’t move anywhere. So I’m happy w this lady.

PS.  I didn’t go home w her, she fell asleep happily… 😆

The Beauty Calibrator

Am pretty sure I saw this contraption in one of the Saw movies.

The Beauty Calibrator, aka the Beauty Micrometer, created by beautician Max Factor in the early 1930s. Designed as a tool for Hollywood makeup artists, the micrometer would provide precise measurements of facial characteristics and identify any ‘flaws’. Were any flaws detected, they would be corrected with makeup.


Sexism in comic books 

Job interview #7

Prague! What the hell I thought.I’ve been in London for so long so why not. My first thought when I moved was to get somewhere warmer, well London is so great but let’s work down to the warmer countries. Yeah Czech Republic. I’m an idiot oki.. 😆 

But my girl was there and once again thanks Air France / KLM. They have an su  contractor there so thought I send them an email asking if they needed a Scandinavian speaker. And.. 2 days later I was on Skype for an interview. 

Unfortunately our Internet at our place was not working perfectly so was sitting in the loo to get the best connection. Here is me sitting on the toilet seat trying to have a decent interview at the same time some people want to poop. Best and most awful interview in my life. And they said yes straight away. Fuck yeah. 

And once again I had only 2 weeks to get everything sorted due to their training starting soon. Was a mess after that. 

But 2 weeks later I was on a 17 hour bus with all my stuff embarking to Prague with no actual idea about where the hell I was going.

 The bus arrived the same day the training started so came in quite ruffled and no sleep to my new job where I still am… and anyone moving to Prague, you will love it. 

So that is my job interviews from 1992-2017. So far i have never been unemployed which is awesome and for people who are looking for jobs, apply everywhere, you can get a job,  you just have to dig in..

Or as the Nike would say, just do it!

Good morning Wednesday 

So what’s up everyone? My plans today, I might go to work, I don’t need to so am in slight limbo, to earn extra cash or to sit at home and just chill.

Oki coffee first then I’ll make a decision. 

Job interview #6

(Continued from interview #5)

I actually met the love of my life due to interview no5. Quick brief, she was working as an aupair in Woking, very close to my job. I will do another post about that.. way to convulted to go into now

Anyway the travelling was killing me.. from my home to Shepperton took frikking ages.. so went looking around and realised I could do this on my own. So went freelance, anyone wanted a quick fix I was your man. So during 2 years I was everywhere in London. Worked for Disney doing travel arrangements for the bosses and artists (actually talked to Johnny Depp once..),  Hogg Robinson and more..

But.. my girl that I met was going back to Prague so… what to do.. I had a long distance relationship before and it exploded,  just face it, it sucks and will never work so decide to head off to Prague. It was either that or just break up.

And that comes to interview #6

Job interview #5

(continued from interview #4)

So fed up with a night shift I was in limbo… 

so found by chance a application again for an offshore/charity  travel agent (crew changes for oil rigs). So applied.

Oki meeting number one was not with the HR but straight away with the team leader who just led me to a computer and pretty much said: – Do these bookings.

So I went ahead and made bookings for them a full day. Ehrm without paying gotta say…

Anyway by the end of the day without an interview he told me he that by me staying that long and he had no complaints about the bookings I had done for them, I got hired.

Best part of this was that it was just close to Shepperton studio and as a James Bond freak i would have taken anything close to where the film studio was. 

Many lunch breaks I was over there trying to get a glimpse of the Harry Potter they were shooting but to no avail.

This one I left by my own accord, the daily commute was a killer especially with national rail which is notorius for never ever being on time. So bye bye. .

Good morning world. 

I hope you all have a great Monday,  got a day off and am just sitting in a nice jazz cafe enjoying morning coffee and some jazz music. Honestly this is a Monday heaven for me..

No, the waitress doesn’t look like this, I’m not so lucky. Think beard and potbelly then you got the image of my waiter. 😆

And then Summertime had to do this to me, my poor eyes hurts so much and if I was in that place I would be up with a pen and correcting the poster.

 Update: the day is just getting better, found a beautiful bookshop so was lurking there for almost 2 hours. So new books, no kindle. I can smell the paper; Ahh bliss.

Update 2: oki this day is getting better and better. I had a full English breakfast. I’m in heaven now. 

Job interview #4

(continued from interview #3)

So my company was bought up by the a different company, story of my life…

So now what…well got lucky again. Good to know a lot of a people.

Again due to my work with Air France / KLM I got an interview with a company for a 24H service for offshore  (crew changes ) so went there and got the job in 15 minutes. They pretty much greeted me and since I know all the people just from the phone, I got the job.

This is the only job I left by myself, working from 6 in the evening until 8 in the morning killed me. Mainly socially, I was sleeping when my friends were alive so went completely to hermit stage. Awful.

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