It’s not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren’t doing.
Terry Pratchett

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Terry Pratchett

Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
Terry Pratchett

Sooner or later we’re all someone’s dog.
Terry Pratchett

Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
Terry Pratchett

The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.
Terry Pratchett

The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
Terry Pratchett

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett

The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
Terry Pratchett

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
Terry Pratchett

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Terry Pratchett