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Guestblog: IPC (Isaacs Picture Conclusions)

Another movie blog for you to visit, IPC has an nice and honest feel to his reviews, I trust him almost all the times (opinions are always different).

In his own words:
A few years ago I went to see the new Star Trek. The next Monday I came in to work and was instant messaging my friend on our new work-deployed instant message system (no profanities, etc) and he asked how I liked the movie. I told him it was so good he needed to go see it immediately and dress real nice, including wearing a top hat and maybe even a monocle. “In fact” I said, “It’s so good you need to wear four top hats.”

Later I went to see Piranha 3D and we wanted to talk about it but, if you’ve seen it, the subject matter is not exactly work friendly so I set up a website on iWeb and we railed on shitty movies and talked a lot about boobs. Eventually iWeb went away so I migrated over to WordPress and here we are today.

I present: Isaacs picture conclusions (IPC)

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NUDE NUNS WITH BIG GUNS (2010) TWO TOP HATS

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Before we get too excited, one way or another, about this movie based on its title, let me post that this isn’t anywhere nearly as taboo as the risque premise presented to us. Yes there are a lot of semi-attractive, fully naked women in this, some weenuses also get some screen time and there’s lots of killing with CGI blood, but there’s only one “nun” who has any guns and they are just pistols, with the exception of some sort of semi automatic weapon she has at the end. This could be more aptly called, “The Revenge of the Nun Who Sheds Her Outfit Frequently” but I suppose that wouldn’t be as alluring to fans of the Nunsploitation genre, now would it? 

= Read the full review

A QUICKIE WITH MRS. THE IPC: DJANGO UNCHAINED

This new segment is to try and prove to people that I don’t only watch horseshit movies and that I’m not totally insane. LOL 

This is how the conversation went after we finished it:

ME: WOW. That was totally so much better than I thought it was going to be.

MRS. THE IPC: Like totes?

ME: Totes. I thought it was going to be a pretentious, high brow, mother fucker from looking at the trailers.

MRS. THE IPC: Are you going to write about it?

ME: Nah – a lot of other people have and they’ve done much better jobs than I could. I wouldn’t have anything worthwhile to add.

MRS. THE IPC: What would you give it?

ME: Totally a five. I loved it!! Samuel L Jackson was a fucking crack up every second he was on screen.

MRS. THE IPC: HA HA HA!! Yes he was!! I loved Jamie Foxx’s ” Blue Boy” outifit.

ME: That was hilarious. We should get one of those for Chris FILMHIPSTER for Christmas!!

MRS. THE IPC: I’m sure his wife would love that!

ME: Totes!

~ END ~

This one wasn’t randomised but it’s a great page with some awesome interviews, his victims are usually fellow bloggers but always interesting read.
~ ISAACS INTERVIEWS 2013 ~
~ ISAACS INTERVIEWS 2012 ~

So plenty of space remaining here so lets do some unselfish advertisment for their ongoing Shitfest 2013 FALL edition, this is an review of the worst of the worst movies out there, altough I did like the 2headed shark movie. Click here for the movies so far.

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ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (2008) – THREE TOP HATS
Since there hasn’t been anything new to get out and watch, I pulled a random movie from our Ottoman (that is filled with DVDs) and took it in over the week. At first I wasn’t going to give this any Top Hats and wait for the viewer to read, watch and comment, but then I figured that’s not the way I do things, so I gave it the median range score and will do two reviews, hopefully short ones, one good and  one bad. I mean, in the end, I say to you “I liked this movie”, but it is so filled with problems that it is hard to tell if they did them on purpose or if they cared so less that it didn’t make any difference and they just went with it to finish it up and try and make a “cult classic”. Then again, I didn’t want to watch it again with the director’s commentary to get his thoughts (because twice is enough), so I can’t be the ultimate judge of this thing, so, here we go. AND – to note – this is a movie called ZOMBIE STRIPPERS so – you’re expectations have to be set accordingly.
== Read the review here
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