So for all you who don’t live in the UK, this weekend is a big celebration that the Queen has reigned for 60 years, ‘Jubilee weekend;’. While I’m no big fan of royalties, I do enjoy a good party so am happy to go along with this. So to celebrate I’m going down to the coast and will try to scare the people there with  my pale white body on the beach of Bournemouth.

And let’s have some sexy pictures of hot girls all dressed up in the Union Jack…

An online sex shop has caused controversy by unveiling a limited edition vajazzle in honour of the Queen’s Jubilee.

[Vajazzle is UK slang for decorating a woman’s vagina or pubic area with jewels. The ‘etymology’ of vajazzle is a blend of vagina and bedazzle.]

Saucy website Lovehoney.co.uk wanted to celebrate Queen Elizabeth’s 60th anniversary on the throne with a sexy souvenir.

So they launched the ‘Majazzle’ – a package where women can decorate their private parts by sticking on crystal decorations in the shape of a crown.

and on Tuesday, am so jumping of joy for this, am going to see Cypress Hill live, been looking forward to this concert for half a year now, if you don’t know Cypress Hill you should have at least heard this one before: